Application Portal

Apply to G.C.D.P.

Ready to submit yourself to the most dramatically fictional political movement on the internet? Fill in your details below and begin your totally serious, definitely binding parody application.

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Recruitment open

Membership perks

Why enlist with the party?

Successful applicants may earn imaginary prestige, suspicious campaign confidence, and possible access to highly theoretical Gordon land allocations.

Before you apply

Checklist for future dictators

  • Prepare your finest dramatic slogan.
  • Choose your favorite fictional ministry.
  • Decide how many Gordon dollars you hope to convert.

Application form

Submit your party interest

Submitting this form sends a 6-digit verification code to your email first. Your application only reaches the administrator after you confirm that code. Each network is limited to 3 submissions per 24 hours.